Allow me clarify: I use the term 'bitch' loosely. I'm a bitch. You can probably be a bitch if you want. I know some bitches. But there's one bitch in particular that sucks, and you may have the general form of this bitch in your life, too. For that reason, and that reason only, I decided to tell you all about my bitch, so you may have some form of hope that maybe, someday, your bitch will get less bitchy.
I lied. There's another reason I wanted to write this stuff somewhere; I am pretty sure that in ____ years I won't believe this bitch really did this stuff. I hope the number in that blank spot is small.
And that will be the end of my overuse of the word 'bitch', but since I rarely swear in real life, I can't promise it won't come out here [read: I'll be swearing in posts. If that bothers you, don't read it, and then sit down and try to figure out why you let someone's typed swearing bother you so much].
